Why hello there sexy reader-kun~

Coming this (insert whatever season it is right now):
A radically awesome one shot series about you! *Points at reader* But wait! There's more!
Not only are you, well... you, but you're also a BOY! That's right! If you read this book, you'll experience life as a boy in the wonderfully rich and diverse universe of Fandoms! (If you're already a boy and you're reading this then... well... good job! You're already one step ahead!)
Critics are calling this book: "A f*cking piece of sh*t.", "A waste of my time.", and "Totally awful."!
Read now!
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