Part 1: It Just Keeps Getting Worse

Written by Penny N in 2018, re written in 2020
WARNING:EXTREME NSFW!! LITERALLY EVERY HORRIBLE AND WEIRD KINK YOU CAN THINK OF WILL MOST LIKELY BE IN THIS
This is not meant to defame anyone mentioned in this story or to be taken seriously, this is meant to be taken as a joke and I do not feel or believe any of these things have/should happen to the people in here.
Finished version
This is the weirdest thing ive written, i hope you enjoy. (obama is the bottom)