The toothfary and tertel

Ah, yes, fine literature. I unearthed an ancient transcript crafted by my 6-7ish year old self. The Tooth fary and the tertel. I have translated it to English, and while it's very short, it's my proudest work. I was a comedic genius as a child, apparently. I also had no grammar. I also remember exactly what I was thinking when I wrote this, aka what I meant, so I'll write a direct translation and then I'll rewrite it, too.