i want to commit sprint hat + scooter badge to my ankles

basically this is just the hat fic but all the grody scenes are replaced with AHIT memes (hey that rhymed)

(THIS STORY AS WELL AS THE MEMES SHOWN AREN'T MINE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!! I ONLY OWN THE COVER ART AND THE DRAWING ABOVE THE TITLE WHEN YOU OPEN THE BOOK, I TOOK THE REST OF THE IMAGES FROM TWITTER!!! ALSO I DO NOT SHIP PHAN NOR DO I CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE, THIS IS JUST A SILLY THING I MADE FOR FUN)