introduction

Wei Wuxian: "HEY BITCH, WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER?"

Lan Wangji: "Um, who's this?"

In which Nie Huaisang, gives Wei Wuxian Jiang Cheng's new number. Turns out, it's not Jiang Cheng.

Contains:

•swear-words
•crack (nOt) text
•boyxboy
•bad english
•lower-case intended
•and more-