Adventures of The Sad Broken and Happy

Four lifelong friends, two deadly assassins and two battered girls, have taken up residence in the Shire to try and salvage what they can of a peaceful life.

A year passes without incident, but then battered Allie invites 13 dwarves into their lives affectively changing them forever.

(The OC's are Mary Sues, the language is not appropriate, time period or otherwise, and the grammar awful.)

But!! I'm editing and I'm the later books there is a lot of development and I'm continuing it into Lord of the Rings!