Maybe you're thinking of joining the fang club. Sure, why wouldn't you? So many stories out there make it seem like a great deal - all dinner jackets or gothic gowns, lavish castles, and supernatural powers that let you rule the darkness. Not so fast. Vampirism has its own trials and tribulations. Stick around. Read these stories. If they don't change your mind, at least they'll prepare you for some of the unexpected realities of undead existence.