Law of Attraction

Saiki wakes up one morning to find that he had subconsciously manifested a copy of Teruhashi in his room. Apparently, the law of attraction dictates that you can attract into your life whatever you're focusing on. "Or maybe you're finally going through puberty. Isn't that nice, Kusuo?" Kusuke unhelpfully supplies. Hijinks, as they say, ensues. [cross-posted on FF.net]