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Samuel Vendidit, Keeper of Lucifers contracts, was always sent on odd jobs around the three realms. Simple things really, securing prime real estate, e̶n̶s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶-Ahem- hire servants and other menial tasks. He lived in a ramshackle one bedroom apartment, with a glorious view towards his 83 year old neighbor's bathroom. His life was always the same, he always did what was expected of him, and he even volunteered to clean up the park a few times. Overall, he was living a pretty good life. So when it takes him for a ride, will he be ready for it? --Slight physical/emotional abuse-- Lots of swearing--People being unhealthily thin(I dunno if this is a trigger, but I don't want to take chances)There will be trigger warnings--Rated mature for these facts--This is also being posted on Royal Road- Updates should be at least once a week. Please don't steal my work, because Then I'd be forced to invert your kneecaps and turn them into soup bowls:). Daniel and Samuel are not together!!! There is very large age gap, and I'm pretty sure it would be illegal. Rest assured, this book will have a happy ending! I don't think I have the heart to do anything too evil to them.
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