one shot for @moonfish

To be fair it WAS perfectly shaded. Yet... it-

It was a penis. Yes you heard it here lady's and gentlemen. Bokuto Koutarou had gotten drinks with Kuroo the night before, only to later stumble into a tattoo parlor piss drunk.

And apparently he had gotten a horrendously realistic tattoo of a penis the size of a whale, standing proud and tall at perfect attention.

"W-whose even is this?"