Dear R.M.

Countless diverse kingdoms, divided by war and unrest. In a tale of bloodshed, deceit, woe, love, betrayal, and revenge, the leaders of these kingdoms fight to retain and reclaim what is rightfully theirs. But between a brazen king, a cheeky country girl, a deranged, introverted clown, and countless other bizarre individuals... Who will end up at the top of the food chain?

(Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to the restaurant chains or the characters related to them that are mentioned in this book, it is all simply for fun)