Is it hot in here?

Have you ever gotten takeout from five guys and on the walk home your friend texts you and your unable to respond to her did you do page 5 of the math hw query and instead start writing smut about the hamburger your going to eat if you ever get home (because maybe texting your friend smut while crossing the street isn't the best idea, even if you were raised in NYC and are therefore a "professional jaywalker")?

Or maybe that's just me...