Introduction

The day after Shoujo Shounen, 14 year old rebel receives an ominous dream and gets kicked out of school, local meathunk Samalicious Scottsman goes missing after a night out involving fish. Now it's up to Shoujo and her posse of girl friends to solve the mystery before local emissary from the government Detective P. I. Pornotopia and his genderfluid protegé can pin the crime on her- all while exploring the perils of romance, gothicness and the vampire's kiss. Meanwhile, mysterious monochrome twink Romeo Ravioli lurks in the shadows with unknown and perhaps sinister intentions.

Author's note: This is a tale told by two idiots, full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. This fic will update once every chapter gets five good reviews.