Preface:

"I was young and stupid. I didn't mean to do it." Said Michael as he was placed in front of the council.

"It's too late, immortality cannot be reversed."

"But-"

"Goodbye Michael." The council said together as they zapped Michael back to earth. I sat down on his couch in sadness, seeing that he'll be stuck on earth forever. Michael looked up and saw the contract sitting in front of him.

"Stupid contract!" He yelled as he swiped it off the table and onto the floor. "Stupid fucking contract."

[fantasy]