INTRO

Do you know those really obnoxious fruit flies that you can never get rid of no matter how much you try? The really annoying ones that you swat at, spray at, and sometimes even try to kill at?

Well, I had my own personal obnoxious fruit fly. And he goes by the name of Zayn Malik.

He was everywhere. Any place, any time. No matter how many times I tried to get rid of him, he was always there. Waiting at my beck and call to show him any sign that I was interested.

His problem? I wanted nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with him.