Paradox (Part 1)

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Jk no refunds.

Anyway, oneshots: dreamnotfound, skephalo, dream6d, ehhh others? Greamno? Plus whatever you request- (I don't do smut)
A lot of these are shipping oneshots, but many of them aren't and tbh the ones that aren't are probably my favorites but it's also fun to write drunk gay bois so beats me

*I'd recommend being at least 16 before reading but hey it's your choice.
Let's hope some jokes go over your head if you're young. There is swearing.

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*gives infinite cuddles*

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