sorry my pet penguin jumped out the window

hello you fucking bastards i got tagged so heres this piece of shit

anyways JUMP IN THE CADILLAC GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON YOU
YOU DESERVE IT BABY YOU DESERVE IT ALL AND IM GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU GOLD JEWLERY SHINING SO BRIGHT
STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE ON ICE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE THATS WHAT I LIKE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE THATS WHAT I LIKE SEX BY THE FIRE AT NIGHT
SILK SHEETS AND DIAMONDS ALL WHITE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE THATS WHAT I LIKE

*FRAT BOY LIP BITE INTENSIFIES* YOU LOST BBG CAUSE I GOT A MAP IN MY ROOM *LIP BITE*

PAINT ME LIKE ON OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS *EVEN MORE LIP BITE* *PROCEEDS DATE A GUY SHE MET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO THAT SHE ALSO DITCHED HER I THINK HUSBAND FOR*

|august 8th 2021 edit|
(WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND WHEN J MAD THIS DESCRIPTION 🤠✋🏽 SIR THIS IS A WENDYS DRIVE THRU 🤨)

|dec 25 2021 edit|
(bitch what is this 🧍‍♂️)
|march 16 2022 edit|
(man i was bottom of tje barrel type humor like gum off the bottom of ur shoe and i still havenr ficed my spelling 🦧)

|dec 11 2022 edit|
(what in the ever loving hell was i on???😧 i think i took some lsd bro wtf 💀🙏)

|may 5 2024 edit|
(never let me cook again, this shit is abysmal and should never meet the light of day ever yet im to attached to delete it.)