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"all i've done this semester is play with leonas dog." 【"??? what about that paper i helped you write??"】 "riddle you're literally an angel but,,, as i said ive been playing with leonas dog a lot-" .。·"she fucking fed it to jack."·。. "well would you rather have me feed it to ruggie?!" -"yes. please feed me i'm so fucking poor-"- -------- a broke college girl runs around causing chaos. ------------------- "wait where the fuck are we driving to??" |"the beach. we stole jack again and kidnapped you and riddle."| "isn't that essay due today..?" |"yup."| "carry on." |"great, because riddles in the trunk and floyd's driving. here's some sunglasses, kick back and watch the world burn with me."| "god i love the glow it makes, don't you eps?" |"obviously, dumbass. now we may or may not be chased by an angry vil, leona, and azul."| "oh god. what did we do this time." |"welp,,i stole all vils beach shit, jack, and who's car do you think this is?" "..we're so fucked." |"oh yeah, idia's tied to the roof." "pffttt! what the fuck?!?" ~"dont worry. i'm supervising."~ "oh shit hey lilia. how're your children?" ~"haha. they're not legally my kids but yeah they're fine."~ ------------------ cursing warning. otherwise i think we're good? idk there's not really that much romance but it is kinda implied.
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