1. Your ego is bigger than your ears

A Naruto fanfic with no plot based on the kids of team seven being badass, driving Kakashi insane, and creating absolute chaos throughout the five nations.

I obviously don't own Naruto. If I did Kabuto would turn into a pokemon, Lee and Gai would trim their eyebrows and donate them to Gaara, Itachi would bitch slap Sasuke for leaving (If he left at all), Kurama would be a sassy asshole, and Kakashi would totally adopt Naruto. I also don't own the pictures unless I drew them myself, which I will specify.

Vote what you want the ships to be at the end of chapter 1!