Prologue: The Boy who Cursed Fate

Falls Walter does not want to be a fantasy protagonist.

Magic, supernatural abilities, all of that crap belongs to the list of things Falls wants to avoid until the day he dies. All he wants is a normal high school life and up to the week before, it seemed that he was all set for just that.

Of course, this story wouldn't exist if that's all that happened.

One week before the first day of school, Falls angers a certain cosmic entity who in return, curses him with something rather peculiar. Now armed with this useless curse, Falls experiences nothing but misfortune on the day of his entrance to highschool.

One thing happens after another and now, Falls must deal with everything he despises. From annoying side characters to textbook villains, all of it becomes a part of Fall's everyday life.
Making it worse, Falls doesn't have a single ounce of power to fight back. With all the pieces of the puzzle in place, this cliche story finally begins!

This is the tale of a self-aware teenage protagonist who thinks parodying fantasy tropes will fix the problems he's found himself a part of. Join Falls now as he goes through the ordinary problems of a highschooler while trying to avoid the reality of the story he's become a part of. Armed with his wits, sarcasm, and a trusty reader willing to tolerate his monologues, Falls will share his story: a story that goes far deeper than he could ever imagine.

Now the serious part:
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