Jason's unexpectedly groundbreaking, amazing sports weekend (and world creation

A ancient religious text painfully translated by a small team to help the up and coming religion group known as the Jasonites. This groups grows in size everyday, and seems to be a close runner up when deciding the top 12 religions.

A/N I apologize to Jason Ruiz for doing this without permission, if you find this I can explain.
I was looking for cursed images to send to my friend, and while googling nightmare inducing I found your article, so I put a random picture of your face in with he cursed images, so we stan you now, and your god.