What the Chris Sticks Witness

Jordan pulled out a toolbox, removing a mallet and a hammer.

"Well, at least your room will smell nice," I replied as we began the slow murder of the coconut.

Jordan cackled.

This is the story of my first week in college. They say college is the Land of Opportunity, and that was where I was going. However, "opportunity" is a very broad term. It didn't do justice to describe what rabbit hole of weirdness I just fell down.

(this story is based on real-life events of me, Lotheswan. There are parts that may disturb you. There also parts that'll make you laugh till you cry.)