Chapter One - Math Problems Are solvable, At Least

Things are nothing but the absolute best when you move in with your boyfriend and end up accidentally stabbing yourself the very next day (among other minor, insignificant occurrences).

Take it from Isla Ortega herself. She is having the perfect day, and it simply cannot get any better.

WARNING: Dark humour. Avoid like the plague if you are not immune to it. Contributions of grammar and plot hole nazis much appreciated.

"Hilariously villainous" -- Aritza Schmidt

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#56 in parody
#117 in hilarious
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#86 in sassy
#2 in satirical
#75 in dark humor
#33 in antihero
#35 in homicide
#254 in arrogant
#610 in villain
#931 in badass
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