Deadass

Shrek is a contestant on Hell's Kitchen but, the mean ignorant host seems to be...kinder than he is to the others. Much. Much. Kinder...

Buckle your seatbelts motherfuckers because, in one fanfic I'm going to tell you a story I only made up 2 hours ago. So sit down, shut up, and enjoy my 4am vitamin water induced writing extravaganza!