before I start (A/N)

in a hole in the ground there lived two hobbits, not a nasty, dirty, wet whole full of worms and oozy smells. this was a hobbit hole. Which means good food, a warm hearth and all the comforts of home.

these two little hobbits were named Bilbo and Bobbie Baggins and they did not know what lied ahead of them until an old wizard turned up on their doorstep to ask them on an adventure.