If Chaos and Disaster Had Twins Named Sass and Sarcasm

If Chaos and Disaster had twins named Sass and Sarcasm.

A set of twins who are the unluckiest human beings in the whole wide world just wanted to live a normal life, of course life's a bitch so it said, "Haha...nope."

Or

UA, along with a certain detective had received the blessing of meeting the two most troublesome human beings in the world.

Will they survive?

They, as in, everyone, the twins included.

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Alternate Titles:

- I blame the Godzilla
- Fuck the Godzilla
- Sass and Sarcasm reincarnated as twins
- My clumsiness is deadly
- Godzilla, shades, and klutz
- We don't know what to write here so please just read it

A collab with @nomekuni