I: Will

Will boasted to his family he had a boyfriend, but in reality all he wanted was to join the conversation. His sister was prattling on about her fiance and how happy they were to show off the new ring to the family at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Will could feel himself heating up as he blurted out, "I've got a boyfriend too!"

That was all it took for his mother to convince him to bring the boy home so the whole family can meet him. He was screwed.