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[THIS IS SO BAD OMG PLEASE DON'T READ IT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME ILL]

Yes, another one of those 'OMGS HECATE IS SICK SO THE MIST IS DOWN AND ALL THE DEMIGODS GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL TO "PROTECT" THE MORTALS EVEN THOUGH GOING THERE WILL ONLY ATTRACT MONSTERS AND PUT THEM IN DANGER GUYS GROW A BRAINCELL' stories.

Just read it, I know you don't have anything better to do right now.

Because neither do I.