Prologue

"I fell in love with the funny Alexander Matthews. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."
- The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but 'I used to be ugly' does deliver a strong social lesson."
- Enid Kibbler

"I love the bit where a ghost tries to stab Lisa - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop

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