Chapter 1: Jonn Hamburg

So it's an ordinary life for Jonathan Hamburg until his unhealthy eating habits, including his 10 second rule, has unforeseen consequences. Basically, he turns into a pig. Not just a slob who eats off the floor. No, an actual literal pig. He thinks that this is somehow a blessing in disguise and takes the mantle of being a hero under the name 'Porkchop' and yes, he doesn't actually have a black belt. Heck, he barely even does Karate. He karate chops one block of wood as a child and now he thinks he's the next Jackie Chan. The worst part: he's a white belt and he ate it.