Cabbage Man Seeks Revenge Pt.1

---> Most of these scenarios are going to be cursed.
Although they are written as if I'm being serious, I can garuntee you I'm laughing behind my screen while writing these.
---> I might actually drop some good content here and there. If enough of you come around and request things, I just might take the time to write less "memey" content.
---> Please come join me and make sure to comment some memetastic stuff. Be nice. (;