Technicalities of Doom

The name's Jasmine: egotistical depressive, professional gerontophile and ass appreciator.
I like following old men, dancing in the kitchen and eating off the floor.
But none of these skills prepared me for an adventure of a lifetime!
After losing my way in a dark, mysterious forest, I stumble across a creature of forgotten lore.
Unleashing this creatures sacred powers I discover the magic of friendship, I prove I'm not that unfit nerd everyone thought I was and I unknowingly start a shenanigan that will prequelise many other shenanigans of doom!