Chapter 1

"So, what do you think, kiddo? Would you like to go on a training trip with yours truly, the great Jiraya-sama?" The old pervert puffed his chest in pride and smiled. "No, I am fine. Thanks for the offer though, Pervy Sage." Naruto answered after staring dully for a few moments. Apparently, a broken neck and a fist through your shoulder is enough to make anyone think.

Expect long chapter- around 5k words or more.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto.