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So... Artie became king and Shrek had a mental breakdown. But then what? What happened to the teen king, who had his whole life ahead of him? What happened to the Ogre couple? What happened when the pirates showed up? Pirates?! Yes! Pirates.
The Pirate Captain is well heard of in far-far away, so when they show up to the castle, Artie can't wait to finally kill them, until he tries. Then he can't.