This ain't part of the story

This story is a load of garbage and overexaggerating. You sir have better things to do than read this shite. Maybe instead you should go for a nice walk or better yet read something better than this like the fanfic that I will mention in this book. if you do, for some reason, decide to read this leave a trash review and hurtful comments and then tell everyone not to read it
- [NAME REDACTED]

Edit: yes i got the idea for this description from the game: "this is not a game." Go play it if you have the time