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The name alone should tell you what this is. But, if you are utterly stupid and idiotic, then I will elaborate.
These are quotes from the middle grade series, The Land Of Stories by Chris Colfer. Some are more well known than others. And, don't worry, I will be references which book and which character it's from. Don't lose your head now folks. Or your glass slipper, if you want to get into the nitty-gritty stuff.