Chapter One, Eins, Uno, Un...

(this is also posted on AO3 under the same title)
Alex and Bob decide to shake up a session while recording RT, RW, RA.
(also, i apologize if this is hot garbage lol, i started writing at 0100 and it went from there)
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT REAL. NOWHERE NEAR IT WHATSOEVER. DO NOT SEND THIS OR SHARE IT WITH FRANZ FERDINAND OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM. I WILL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS.