Chapter 1: the Beauty and the Butthead

My first Eddie Vedder fanfic. I was so inspired by the other awesome stories on here, I decided to write my own. And of course, inspired by the dripping godliness of Mr. EV himself.
I imagined this taking place somewhere besides Seattle (can you guess where?) but imagine wherever you'd like.
Also, does not take place in the 90s. Although I love the 90s.
Side note: I don't agree with all the opinions of the characters, but that's the fun in writing, isn't it?