Prologue

Dude, turn away now lest you get completely sucked in to this totally amazing story. A beautiful tale of sisterly love, revenge and political extorsion via pudding will leave you slackjawed as you wander along side these incredibly well written characters through exquisite environments, evading dastardly villains and engaging in postmodern political-economic policies.

A single thought will echo through out your mind during the course of this hilarious literary journey:
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Pff, okay