Harry Potter Isn't A Muggle, He's A Wizard!

Harry Potter, son of Lily and James Potter, died on his eighth birthday.

Harry Potter, son of May Potter and unknown father, did not.

Harry Potter keeps being mistaken for some other bloke named Harry Potter! And some ghost named Harry Potter keeps following him around. And don't get him started on the crazy people who are all either declaring their love or hatred of him.

[In which Harry Potter isn't Harry Potter, but looks exactly like him and has the same birthday.]