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Note: A mostly satire book, I wanted it to have an actual purpose. I hope you find it funny. Description: A commentary and attempt to capture what is so alluring about romance media (ex. Fifty Shades of Grey). Two expected lovers trauma bonding until they get to bang it out and form a cringey/unstable relationship, but it's okay, because the love interest is hot, of course.
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