Kanda, Sweetie, Please [Semi-Canon]

An alternate universe starring most of my fankids for D. Gray-Man, this au is made up of oneshots almost exclusively and take place in both the semi-canon and modern au [These are listed in the chapter titles]
they've been compiling for a few weeks-months now and I needed to post something for May before my birthday [the 26th] so have fun reading
may be out of order but don't worry :3