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"Alright," Harry blinks, walking away. He nearly trips over nothing as he walks backwards, watching Zayn crack an egg in one hand and drop the insides into the bowl. He gives Jeff a look once he turns around and regains his balance. The corners of his lips are pulling up in a smile. "What's so funny, Jeffrey?"

OR - A Bon Appétit AU where Harry's kind of Brad and Zayn's kind of Claire. The rose ring and sauerkraut also make an appearance.