Hi, I'm Oscar.

The thing is I'm twenty-one, I'm in the middle of experiencing this twenty-one, and I have only recently been able to experience my version of a "Disney Land", called Castro Street, because at seventeen I never received that $150 fake ID I paid for online. So listen to me, I normally pay ten dollars for a shot of Jack at the club where as for this lovely Safeway I get the whole bottle of Jack for just a one time payment of fifteen dollars! What happens after this is an experience, so let me learn my lesson.

One lesson out of millions I learn on being stupid while sounding very logical.