Night One

"Run that by me one more time, chief."

He groans out the anger that he wants to take out by smacking Yoongi across the face. "Twenty-five guys stepping out of the limo. Fifteen roses. Nine weeks. Then you pick one guy."

"Pick him to do what?" Yoongi says, playing dumb. He gives Yoongi a stare so intimidating that his balls shrivel back into his body. "Fuck, oh my god, I'm just kidding! Fall in love blah blah blah. I got it."