1: unexpected catastrophe

I can tell I am really going to regret writing this... anyway, you are y/n, a teenage boy that is about to be a test subject for modified cryogenics. The experiment goes wrong, and you wake up in what you assume is a wasteland. (which is actually full of inklings, etc.) This is mainly just going to be me writing my thoughts down because I think that the main character for humans in splatoon stories are cowardous and not very ok in the head. You might be thinking, "dude, just chill, its part of the character and the description is already way too long." I agree.
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