The beginning... or whatever you call it.

it has come to my attention from reading many one direction fan fiction that a larger portion of them follow the same series of events, they all have either the guys are completely toddlers or they are abusive and sell drugs.

like WTF??

so this is a parody book, of all those dumb fan fictions, in no way are we serious with anything in this book.
we're just gonna have fun with this so enjoy...

or don't, that's your call.
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