Hello?

When Dipper Pines finds himself to be the scapegoat for arson and burglary he's thrown into the harsh, cruel environment that a prison provides. Just when he thinks his life can't get any worse, a certain kingpin can't seem to keep his eyes off of him.

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the absolute big brain fucking fic idea that hit me like a truck and i cant believe no ones written this yet

all of the fanart in this story is mine and this is cross-posted on ao3