Part 1: How to make the pussy come to you, without getting a restraining order

I will show you how to slay all the pussy in the universe with my amazingly godly experience in the Pussy Slaying Community with the help of; Danny Devito, an expert in the realms of Pussy Slaying. Ted, he's just Ted... don't fucking question why Ted is here, he just is. And me, Moe Lester, a hot and spicy sonofabitch who will bring the pussy and slay the pussy from 12 galaxies away, a Master in the Pussy Slaying Community as well as having a PHD in the art of 0fuks.