I'm a Victim of A Trend. Can I Sue for That?

Basically, this is the point in my Wattpad career (ha, I only wish) where you realize what a horrible person you're associating with and yank any children away from my vicinity. As my final words before I divulge the inner workings of this odd, disturbing, and quirky mind of mine: I will not claim responsibility for any mental scarring you may incur while taking your journey of enlightenment. I wish you well, old friend. (Sue me for using humor in what is meant to be a serious "get to know this weirdo" trip...Actually please don't. I'm poor.)